Juicy’s Heard on Folly: Quotes From a Quotable Island
By Becky “Juicy” Sparks
If you’re a Folly Beach local or have spent a lot of time on the island you’ve heard
some interesting things. Some make you laugh uncontrollably, others confuse you terribly, and plenty make you cringe. I’ve over heard a lot of things on this island and I’d like to share some with you.
If you would like to contact Juicy or tell her something you’ve heard, email her at: juicyhearddat@gmail.com. Or you can join the group “Heard on Folly” on Facebook.
February 4, 2011
“I panicked because you haven’t been to a gynecologist.”
February 5, 2011
“Did your sack just come out of your nose?”
February 19, 2011
“You don’t do the names, you just do the nasty.”
March 2, 2011
“I’m from drunk.”
March 10, 2011
“Stop fingering it, and pick it up.”
March 15, 2011
“That girl would sleep with a pole.”
April 19, 2011
“Don’t you even think that you’re drunker than me right now!”
June 13, 2011
“Please don’t let me walk home, I drove.”
Ginger of the Week: Celebrating an Endangered Breed
gin·ger-
noun
1. a person with red hair, pale skin and freckles
-a Ginger’s natural hair color can range from a rich auburn, pale reddish brown (strawberry blonde), firey red or bright orange
It’s no joke, Garrick Waller is The Ginger of the Week!
Q: Who is your favorite Ginger and why?
A: Conan O’Brien, because he didn’t let his transition from Late Night with Conan O’Brien to TBS get him down. He never whined about not being on TV. He’s back now and better than ever.
Q: What’s the weirdest thing that’s happened to you on a date?
A: In Myrtle Beach, a girl took me to a strip club, and later we were asked to leave because she was dancing on stage and stealing the show from the strippers.
Q: If you could be anyone on Folly for a week, who would you be?
A: I would be Eric, the guy with the big beard at Bert’s Market. I’m jealous of his beard.
Q: Do people often compliment you on your Ginger Locks?
A: Yes, like, every day. More so when I’ve got my beard though.
Q: What is the biggest regret of your life?
A: Well, it hasn’t happened yet, but I imagine that leaving Folly in August will be the biggest regret of my life.
Q: What’s your favorite late night snack?
A: A banana Nutella crepe from Tokyo Crepes.
Q: What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten?
A: Definitely blowfish. It’s poisonous if not prepared correctly.
Q: Did you eat it for the thrill seeking aspect?
A: Yeah, otherwise, it’s too expensive.
Q: Besides your dog, Chips, what are the five most important things in your life?
A: Family, friends, beer, surfing and eating.
Q: What’s your favorite quote?
A: “Sh** happens when you party naked.” It’s from Bad Santa.
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